You can contact your friendly neighbourhood event Co-Convener, Tr. Sabri Joonoos on his Thai number from August 15th at

The Joonoos Hotline

+66 85 100 7509

 (must be over 18 to call)

Other important numbers:

Mansoor (The Boss): +66 87 055 8829
Please don’t disturb the Boss unless it’s urgent.  $50,000 fine applies…

Chamika (The Whine Line): +66 89 882 5604
Complaints about the event, or just life in general…Also info on Charter.

Altaf (The Transporter): +66 89 882 6578
The man with the van. Call him if you need bodies moved.

Yasendra (Registration Station): +66 87 055 8867
Register. Or face the consequences!